Jumpers Hit It

Literally, "Jumpers Hit It" is a command used in the US Army Airborne community to initiate the "Hit It" exercise. It is a drill used to familiarize jumpers with the action of activating the reserve parachute if they feel no opening shock after a 4 second count.

In Airborne lore, "Jumpers Hit It" is a classically common tramp stamp tattoo among female parachute riggers and female paratroopers in general.

The "Jumpers Hit It" tattoo is an iconic representation of everything that is desirable in the character and persona of a truly successful female paratrooper. She is bold. She has a twisted sense of humor on par with that of her male counterparts. She is without inhibitions sexually. Most importantly, her intrinsic level of comfort with her debaucherous drunken exploits with many many partners is so ingrained into her personality, she thinks a permanent indicator of that, tattooed on her body is funny as hell.

>> Dude have you ever actually seen a girl who had the Jumpers Hit It tattoo??

>> Nah but I saw pictures of it in the books in several tattoo shops around Fort Bragg, NC..so I know at least some girls out there have to have it..

by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011

i'd hit it

Referring to someone you would have sexual interaction with.

Alyssa:"Check out that hot guy over there"
Ryan:"yah he's a looker"
Alyssa:"i'd hit it"

by Alyssa12 May 5, 2006

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

let the team hit it

When you and your homies wanna hit up a fine ass chick, gang bang

Look at her, she should let the team hit.

Brett: Will the team hit it?
Team: YES WE WILL!

Kasey: Damn Id wreck that chick.
Brett: Let the team hit it

by Josh, trent, brettl, kasey, austin October 28, 2006

I'd hit it

1: I'd hit it; literally
2: I'd hit it; sexually

picture of a beautiful/sexy person
I'd hit it......TWO TIMES.

picture of an ugly person
I'd hit it......with a baseball bat.

Yarr, I'd be hitting it.

by Gorash June 7, 2003

I'd Hit it

A phrase that originally meant I would engage in sexual congress with that female.

It has also evolved to mean I would get with that regarding inanimate objects like cars or shoes.

Black GTO.. I'd hit it.
Goodlooking woman.. I'd hit it.

by JMongreal June 30, 2009

I'd hit it

1) Used to express someone's want to have sexual relations with "it"

2) McDonald's new slogan

1) Damn brah! Check out that fine peice of ass over there. I'd hid it all night long.

2) Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy.

by IAMTOM February 7, 2005