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Highway Humper

A person who follows too closely on the highway, as if trying to "mount" the vehicle in front of him.
I wish that Highway Humper would change lanes. I feel violated!
by R. Swenson January 6, 2008
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Highway miles

When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.
She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.
by dabigcalhouna July 13, 2015
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Highway Star

A generally cool looking biker or street racer. Typically one who wears leather or shades
by Themastershake November 18, 2017
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Highway 420

Another form of stating the action of smoking marijuana. Derived in the back alleys of McAllen, Texas, this phrase came to be because the creator just randomly came up with it.
Guys... Lets go down Highway 420 for some relaxation.
by Wolfie_48 November 21, 2011
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Highway Tourette's

Highway Tourette's is an erratic pattern of behaviour exhibited by many drivers, while behind-the-wheel. In severe cases, the behaviour is also exhibited while the person is a passenger.

Sufferers of Highway Tourette's can easily be spotted. Simply look for the following:
1.) Loud shouting, including vulgar or violent references.
2.) Inappropriate hand-gestures.
3.) The apparent belief that the drivers/passengers in. neighbouring vehicles can hear the sufferer.
Bob is driving, Joe is his passenger. Bob is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, the two are mid-way through a roundabout....

Joe: Be careful, that other car might pull out in front of you.
Bob: So what?! Let them! <Bob turns his attention to the aforementioned car>
Bob: COME ON! DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Joe: Bob. Drive.

Anne is driving, Jodi is her passenger. In this case, Jodi is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, they have narrowly avoided an accident....

Jodi: Did you see that jerk?!
Anne: Yes, but we're fine.
Jodi: So what?! That asshole nearly killed you!
Anne: Jodi, shut up, I'm driving.
by Elocin834a October 8, 2008
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Highway 191

A piece of route 666 in Utah that is cursed by nightfall.
It has many odd things about it, like the 18-wheeler with sparking wheels and a flaming smokestack.
Guy1: Hey, dude, I just got off of highway 191!
Guy2: but, it's 12:00 P.M.!
Guy1: yeah, I saw the trucker, he tried to run me off the road!
Guy2: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
by Kraigo Draigo Praigon November 8, 2011
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highway battle

a term for high speed racing on the highway with a highly tuned wrx sti,s2000,twin turbo Rx-7,TT skyline GT-R,TT Supra's and other import or jdm cars to Eat up V8's & spit out fire balls from the exhaust pinning the gas in full force & switching gears
i like when people make fun of honda's or imports and call them "ricers",it makes me feel better that you have nothing and hate on the import scene while your bird brain thinks we copy Fast and the Furious movies,you just another stupid redneck/hick with no money & its easy to tell

a B16 honda engine is able is to hit 300hp with performance engine mods & Hondata S200 tuning,lucky theres no turbo yet to the tune of 500 hp while getting 30 mpg to the tank i'd really fade you out like a sunset,sorry i flew by you in that pos truck of yours in a highway battle,better slow down on the twisties or that thing is going to flip its lid while your stupid ass was thinking it could outhandle mine on your all season tires from wal-mart
by homeboy June 1, 2007
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