Hemoglorax

Valve in the brain that allows fluid to flow freely around the nasal cavity

Im feeling dizzy, i think someone has punched me in the hemoglorax valve, perhaps im going to die.

by Hobo May 21, 2004

Hemorrhoidectomy

To have a pain in the ass removed for life.

After getting that divorce it was like a hemorrhoidectomy.

by DARTH STEELER October 13, 2013

Hemorrhoid Humper

I giant pain in you ass

The IRS sent in their team of Hemorrhoid Humper's to check our books.

by jerk store June 21, 2016

hemoscrotum

An imaginary external male organ that would contain extra blood, exclusively for the purpose of penile erection, so the brain is not inhibited by reduced blood flow.

Hey Susan, check out the size of Chuck’s hemoscrotum, he could probably get really hard...

by TheKingFapper January 31, 2021

hemonto

A very smart and handsome guy. He is probably rich and very kind guy.

Look he is just like hemonto!

by Markenstine May 18, 2021

hemorrhoid hockey

Eating ass

My boyfriend was playing hemorrhoid hockey with me last night.

by Buffboibert March 10, 2023

Hemorager

When a person gets both and erection and a severe bleeding from their penis. Usually ends fatally.

-A 27 year old in Minnesota was transported to an hospital after he got an hemorager. The man died after a few hours, bleeding out of his manly bits.

by The Sugar Gobbler April 13, 2023