heemie

An extreme nerd, loser, or geek who speaks with a very high pitched voice.

Yo man there's that heemie from last night. I be leaving.

by SofiaLoren January 1, 2009

heemed

To be so disgusted and disrespected that you want to punch that person in the face!

I can't believe he cheated on me with my Mom. I am so heemed!

by coco31z February 21, 2014

Heemo

When you have just taken the biggest shit of your life

"Where were you?" Dude if you must know i just took the biggest HEEMO shit ever"

by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010

Heemp

A Roman soldier with a sore knee.

He was one hell of a heemp

by A heemp May 31, 2020

Heema Hoffin

if used by itself.. it means "god damnit"

if used in a sentence it means piece of shit...

"HEEMA HOFFIN!!!!"

"Man that guys a fucker"
"yeah hes a real heema hoffin"

by Stevie Clancmcgee May 10, 2007

Heemie Shneemie

1. (n.)
The corners of one's mouth; Cold sores, dried saliva, or any other imperfections located on the corners of the mouth

1. "Do I have heemie shneeemie this morning?"
2. "I made out with someone, and I know they have oral herpes. Keep your eyes out for any heemie shneemie."

by SHORTFATBAWLD December 3, 2006

heemer

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003