Potato Heading

The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass

Watch out man, the cops are sniffin' everyones assholes for anyone who is potato heading

by .Avocado July 20, 2010

Hating White People

Hating white people is a political position popular among unsuccessful demographics who look for an excuse as to why they themselves are unsuccessful. Much like the Nazis with the Jews, these people will blame every social ill on the successful European race (believing they are being oppressed by them), and will often advocate for their own "final solution". (i.e genocide). Hatred of whites is very common among black and muslim populations.

SJW: "Hating white people is ok because they're oppressing us!"
Normal person: "How are they oppressing you? By giving you free money?"
SJW: "STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR WHITE LOGIC!"

by Phoenix797 August 5, 2018

sexual healing

1. A song by Marvin Gaye that evokes horniness

Mike: Oh man, that chick just gave me a sexual feeling.
Me: What do you want me to do about it?
Mike: {turns on mp3}..."sexual healing!"...
Me:...

by hkonch April 3, 2009

Man Hating Bitch

A woman who has had a bad relationship with a man due to her inability to comprehend the true qualities of a successful relationship with that man. Hence at the relationships final conclusion the hating comes from the philosophical and in some texts spiritual phrase "We fear what we do not understand".

woman loves man, man doesn't show solid signs of love, woman gets angry, man brings relationship to it's end. woman becomes a man hating bitch!.

by Dr. Black September 22, 2005

healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021

healing

The power or ability to cause the wounds or illnesses of others to heal, whether through the practice of medicine, or other methods.

Healing is a power attributed to clerics in some RPG scenarios.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Heading to Craigsville

An expression used in place of, "We're fucked." Commonly used on Jump Mountain during bear season when hunters have lost their dogs and the sun is rapidly setting.

"Well, we lost our dogs when we were chasin' a bear, so I guess we're heading to Craigsville."

by APkid January 21, 2009