mexican handstand

Some one let's their partner pee in there butt while doing a handstand

"Brandon always brought an extra towel for Tyler's Mexican handstand urine.

by Rocket Squirt August 17, 2015

Hangsturbation

The excitation of one's own genital organs while simultaneously asphyxiating oneself usually to the point of orgasm.

Late at night, Officer Billy loves hangsturbating in his cop vehicle while checking for drivers going over the speed limit.

by Dr. Dorifto August 31, 2005

Brutally Honest

To be blunt and rude about something.

"She was brutally honest when told me that I looked fat in the outfit"

by mildred rose November 23, 2006

Halestorm

To do something better than the original, specifically with reference to songs, but also generally in terms of performing any action better than the previous person.

Did you hear them Halestorm that Beatles song?

by DMS1 February 21, 2015

honest bucker

A bull riding term used to describe a bull that bucks the same way everytime he comes out of the chute. The bull doesn't throw any dirty tricks your way. Usually honest buckers are the bulls the riders most like to draw.

Man, I am gonna score high this ride. The bull I drew is a real honest bucker.

by Preston Martin September 6, 2007

hatesturbate

The act of masturbating to someone you hate. The homely person's hate-fuck.

Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.

by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014

honest to Betsy

A weaker form of "honest to God". Since it's so much weaker, may actually imply the person is lying.

Honest to Betsy, I don't know what yer talkin' about!

by __Vano May 24, 2015