midget handy

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.

Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.

by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017

handy manny

the not very known murderer of bob the builder, he jumped the mexican border and gained fame and financial prosperity after taking bobs place on the air

handy manny took bobs place on tv

by twatdick November 12, 2021

handy comeback

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.

Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.

by CaptHandy July 11, 2014

tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

by Mountjew September 20, 2019

handy way

a gas station or convenience store.

"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."

"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."

by banners February 27, 2017

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

Himalayan Handy

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.

“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”

by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019