Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

Havin and Carla

besties who both have a weird ass laugh. Havin is obviously cooler tho. #nocap #sheesh
written by havin

Havin and Carla are to people that couldn’t be more different. But that’s what makes them sooo good together. Carla loves Havin ssoooo much and likes to show it. Havin doesn’t like to show it but that is what Carla loves most about Havin. She is perfect just the way she is.

written by carla

ps.: I feel bad now cause I only wrote shit hahahahha

- havin

Look! Havin and Carla are here! woah they are amazing uff

by havin and carla December 13, 2021

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

having a misha moment

a moment of absolute fangirl squee, with no rational thought left other than MISHAAA

background:
Misha Collins, actor, currently playing the angel Castiel in the tv show Supernatural and with a crazy fanbase (which are called Minions) he keeps flooring with the things he writes on his twitter account: twitter.com/mishacollins

Minion #1: OMG, Misha!! His hair! and his voice!! did you see his eyes!?!! *SQUEEE* My heart! I can't take it!!!
Minion #2: I think you're having a Misha moment!

by Mishamadness March 28, 2010

Halaina

Halaina is usually to type of girl that is sweet to everyone. She is the type of girl that all the guys want to be with. Halaina is charming and can make you fall in love with her if you talk to her for a while. Halaina is the type of girl that all the other girls look up to. She can make anyone’s day just by making them smile.

girl: Halaina is so nice i wish i could be her

boy: bish i wish Halaina would even notice me

by haahhahahahaahha December 30, 2018