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Hustle Fuck

The act of aggressively reframing any casual conversation, personal story, or human emotion into a potential business idea, side hustle, or monetization opportunity.

Often begins with phrases like “Hear me out,” “There’s a market for this,” or “This could scale.”

Example:
“I told Deep Singh that my dog died and within 30 seconds he hustle fucked it into a newsletter.”
by manlikedeep January 31, 2026
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Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016
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side hustle

A term used almost exclusively by Americans, who are somehow still in denial about how rigged the economic system is in favor of the ultra-rich, to describe the second or even third job they have to work to meet the same standard of living their parents had 30 years ago.
All through his childhood, Mike's parents drilled into him that if he studied hard and went to college, the world would be his oyster. Unfortunately, everyone's parents said that, so everyone went to college. Suddenly, college cost several times as much, people were graduating with six figures of student loan debt, and the value of their degrees plummeted because of the law of supply and demand. Now, Mike is working full-time as a coffee barista. It isn't enough to pay rent and save money, so Mike had to move back in with his parents and take a second job driving nights for a rideshare program. This leaves just enough to afford the downpayment on a mortgage if he's willing to live with his parents until he's 40 and nothing horrible happens, like a worldwide pandemic or something. He refuses to acknowledge that the economic system is rigged against him, so instead of organizing for higher pay, better social programs, student loan debt relief, and higher taxes on the people who are ripping him off, he deludes himself into thinking he's "got this" and calls his second job a "side hustle" to make the fact that he's being screwed seem cool.
by states_the_obvious January 22, 2022
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The Nigerian Hustle

In the early 1960's the communists were still spreading, the word of communism and socialism spread to Africa to a variety of different countries, the Africans had/have a significantly lower IQ than other regions on Earth. So to put it in a simple way, they have sponge brains, they are able to take in portions of information, as though they could not make their own intelligent declarations about any new ideas that they have heard of. So when communism made its way to African countries, not many were greatly effected, except when it came to Nigeria, It has changed the future for the people of nations, Especially the United States of America. In the early 1970's the soviets began sending secret intelligence agents to the country known as Nigeria. They then taught the African people of Nigeria important skills which were used as a weapon against the American people. They realize that there is a universal connection between something. Music... Most people can confirm it aswell that they enjoy music from other countries even though they may not know the backstory of the words that are being poetically spoken. Anyways, The Soviet trained Nigerians are secretly brought to the United States of America as immigrants and then later have their identity changed secretly to make it seem as they were from the USA all along. They then proceeded to use their training to create music taught by the soviets to degrade the American citizens.
Johnny: Hey man, have you heard about the Nigerian Hustle? That shit is ruining our country.

Mick: Yeah, those negros need to go somewhere else I swear...
by JohnnyRebel777 June 11, 2021
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charlie hustle

A person with initiative. A self-starter. A person that has juice for opportunities, out in the world trying to make something happen for themselves.
Example: Yo, even in this tight market, that dude's gonna get a job man. He's got some real "Charlie Hustle".
by Shivax 3000 November 28, 2016
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Doo doo hustle

The funny butt cheek clenching dance you do on the way to the toilet for a number two.
Michael ran to the bathroom faster than the speed of light doing the doo doo hustle.
by Great Clementini June 8, 2019
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Stinky hustle

This happens when you have to take a shit really bad and while you are racing to the bathroom, you release small farts for every step you take.
"I had to take a crap so bad, I did the stinky hustle all the way to the bathroom."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
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