Husband material

A man who is good at cooking, and sex

Girl: yo this man can cook and fuck his husband material!

by water_lilly February 23, 2020

Ex-Husband

A person who is divorced by a woman when she figures out the he is worthless, unmotivated and a deadbeat. Doesn't pay for his children's expenses and always blames someone else for his mistakes in life.

My ex-husband borrowed money from a loan shark and asked me for a loan to pay him back. (YEAH RIGHT!)

by Annoyed Ex-Wife March 6, 2010

husband-nagger

Tank-tops worn by women who are beaten by men wearing "wife-beaters."

In episode 123a of "COPS," Darlene complained that her husband Cooter was "ornery." She sported a typical "husband-nagger." Specifically, Darlene's was white, ribbed, and stained with popcorn chicken and PBR residue.

by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

Corpse Husband

A faceless youtuber who is able turn a straight dude to gay. He used make horror stories narration at past but he went viral overnight due to his among us videos. Internet has gone crazy because of his deep voice and sexy hands.

Sykkuno: Do u want me to choke u or..?

Corpse Husband: *breathing intensifies*

(corpse.exe has stopped working)

by cum in my dickk January 27, 2021

husband in-law

your ex-wife's new husband and assumed step-father of your kids who you need to clear visitation with, because the ex-wife is too difficult to deal with.

My husband in-law is easier to deal with then that ex-wife bitch of mine.

by homer jones January 14, 2009

Husband

The five year old man you married a while back whom you take care of full time.

My husband is eating a halo in the kitchen in his underwear.

by TheUniversalKnowledgeBank June 8, 2016

husband-to-be

A man so special that you can't imagine not spending the rest of your life with him.

The kind of guy that picks you up when you're down, puts a smile on your face on the darkest of days and loves you no matter what.
He makes you breakfast in bed, spoils you rotten and will do anything he can to make you happy!
He treats you like a princess and wants to make you his Queen.
He's perfect :)

yeh....he's my husband-to-be

by Angel-lovebug-igloo June 9, 2011