hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

by huckabees July 24, 2008

hung like a retarted gerble

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

by T.D.B. March 24, 2008

Hung like a witch

Executed or suicide by hanging. Same as hung like a horse thief, hung like a murderer, or other criminal executed by hanging.

Al DeGuzman is hung like a witch! He hung himself in prison the year after he was going to blow up De Anza College.

by Thomas Bailey June 22, 2008

hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.

see preston over there he is hung like a fish.

by preston1234 January 07, 2023

Hung like a fish

Hung like a fish means yougot a very big penis up to 150cm

You see my friend jayden over there hes hung like a fish with 150cm

by Jayden LV June 07, 2023

Hung like a crackhead

Someone that has a MASSIVE cock, like over 2 inches, preferably uncut

Mike: Marvin is hung like a crackhead, on Jah.

Nathaniel: Real shit

by Nhazul July 23, 2021

hung like a heathen

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

by Sadasfbruh December 11, 2015