horseshitishness 

The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.

There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.

horseshitishness by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

horseheads middle school

A place from hell
All the hoes are there

alot of fuck boys and fake ass people

Going to horseheads middle school is hell

horseheads middle school by Jm2006 February 11, 2020

Horeesheeit 

Horeesheeit Ho-ree-sheeit: expression used when dealing with situations regarding China and/or Chinese people.

Horeesheeit! China just invaded Taiwan.

Horeesheeit by Dr. Rothschild April 17, 2022

Horsehead 

An "IV" drug addict under the influence of heroin in a euphoric state nodding in and out of a state consciousness, like a horse rearing his head.

The dude in the donut shop is obviously on a run. He's doing the horsehead display the whole time I've been here. I should know I have been there myself, sad...

Horsehead by EHofHB August 14, 2009

horseshoes 

A person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.

That girl has been playing horseshoes with Aaron, knappy, and miker all night.

horseshoes by godzillamaster April 10, 2010

horseheads 

well a town who originally got its name for cutting the heads off of horses, but now it takes on a new name, whores-heads....well you will notice most girls in this town are willing to put out and will do it for anyone. I mean if you live in elmira you just go for some fun right down the road to horseheads and get some.

horseheads' girls really put out, certainly those cheerleaders.

horseheads by Homer22k33 June 22, 2006

Horseshit Whisperer 

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

Horseshit Whisperer by tirtle March 14, 2017