Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Possibly the longest real word in English, other than Antidisestablishmentarianmism.

Defined medically as "the fear of long words."

Patient: Doctor, I think I have a fear of long words.

Doctor: Ah! Yes! You have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Patient: AHH!

by Yangis Kan July 29, 2004

hippiecrite

Someone who claims to be pro-environment or pro-mankind until it becomes too expensive or inconvenient.

Al Gore tells all Americans to reduce their carbon footprint while flying a private jet from place to place. His carbon footprint is larger than my whole town's foot print, he is such a hippiecrite.

by WithOneT March 23, 2010

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic

Fear of big words, quite ironic when you think about it

Mitch is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic, so words like plutoniumscare him.

by some guy jerkin his wang dang doodle March 4, 2007

Hippy flopping

The precise art of combining the disassocative ketamine with the pyschadelic Psilocybin to enter a false reality and explore your consciousness.

last night we were hippy flopping and I explored my conciousness in a false reality

by Mc Ganja Stench September 1, 2010

Conservative Hippy

Fiscally Conservative with a Socially liberal point of view.

-The belief for smaller government.
-Let idiots be idiots/ you can't fix stupid.

-Support Free trade, deregulation of the economy, reduction of -government spending and deficit, etc.

The in-between: -Make Marijuana legal, but tax the shit out of it.

Hippy side: Supports local and seasonal products, vegans, vegetarians, organic items, gay marriage, looks for peace, and to be the change they wish to see in the world.

A Conservative Hippy is one who isn't fully conservative or liberal. Someone who believes in the greater good of society and quality of life, but with the freedom of each individuals own choice, not the governments. Open minded to all cultures, sexual orientation, race, and creed.

by wildchild413 April 25, 2012

Hippochristian

One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.

Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!

OR

Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!

by Bolly Bopah February 8, 2007

hippie grenade

A pot seed in the joint that blows it up like a cigarette load. Rumored to cause sterillity in males.

POP! Awww shit, man who rolled the hippie grenade?!

by Penith Pumpah March 1, 2007