by laweaPicante March 15, 2009
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One looks vacant but it has had lots of people stay for a short while inside. There is probably some guy waiting outside to welcome people in, and you might hear the sounds of chatter coming from inside but it doesn't make any sense. It was only after people realized that it had a famous name, together with a half-assed reconstruction job on its outside that it began to be noticed. But mostly it is known because it welcomes anybody through its main entrance, and if you know the way around you can also get in through the back door.
The other one is a hotel in France.
One looks vacant but it has had lots of people stay for a short while inside. There is probably some guy waiting outside to welcome people in, and you might hear the sounds of chatter coming from inside but it doesn't make any sense. It was only after people realized that it had a famous name, together with a half-assed reconstruction job on its outside that it began to be noticed. But mostly it is known because it welcomes anybody through its main entrance, and if you know the way around you can also get in through the back door.
The other one is a hotel in France.
I stayed in Paris Hilton one night but the whole place stank.
Poor you. Why not choose the hotel in France?
No, it's not a hotel. It's a flop house. And where's France?
Poor you. Why not choose the hotel in France?
No, it's not a hotel. It's a flop house. And where's France?
by twistedblister December 9, 2010
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(pear-ehz hill-ton) N.
A flaming queen giving decent gay guys a bad name. He spends all of his time bitching and moaning about celebrities and how they look and act instead of doing anything positive to better either himself or the world.
A flaming queen giving decent gay guys a bad name. He spends all of his time bitching and moaning about celebrities and how they look and act instead of doing anything positive to better either himself or the world.
Gay guy #1: Hey, have you checked out Perez Hilton's new blog?
Gay guy #2: Nah. Believe it or not, most gay guys, such as myself, consider him a total idiot and are actually offended that he managed to obtain some level of celebrity by just being a stereotype.
Gay guy #1: Oh. Well, when you put it like that, ya wanna go watch Shutter Island on DVD?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, I have two hours to kill.
Gay guy #2: Nah. Believe it or not, most gay guys, such as myself, consider him a total idiot and are actually offended that he managed to obtain some level of celebrity by just being a stereotype.
Gay guy #1: Oh. Well, when you put it like that, ya wanna go watch Shutter Island on DVD?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, I have two hours to kill.
by Wong Fo Lee January 21, 2011
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Alice: You can't park there! I park in that spot everyday so you have to move your car.
Bob: As if! You can't just Paris-Hilton the parking spot! I'm going to leave my car right where it is.
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by Dawn MacDonald July 2, 2007
Get the Paris-Hilton mug.1. A high school drop out with a room temperature IQ who inherited a large fortune. She is primarily known for her amateur porn publicity stunt, pretending to be a model, and lip-syncing music which she had no creative connection to.
2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
1. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on children because she espouses the philosophy that fame is more desirable than talent, intellect, or moral integrity.
2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007
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by Bunk1998 February 14, 2009
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by H8tehFuckingWorld September 14, 2009
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