halloween 

halloween is a time when u steal ur neighbors pumpkins and carve then and then sneak out ur window at 2am and put it back! its a time when u have no school and u use chalk and write in ur 16 yr. old neighbors driveway to embarass him with weird saying and drawings..its a time where u wear the same clothes for like 4 days and ur hair in a messy bun rly highh.. its a time when u go to a haunted house and choke ur friends bc ur so scared and when u lose ur tickets bc ur running so fastt...its a time when u wear little halloween ribbons in ur hair.and at work the only thing u bag is halloween candy. its a time when u see weird signs on ppls. doors that say "you've been booed" and when moms pull out there old uncomfortable sweaters with ghosts and pumpkins sewed onto them! god i love halloween!

halloween is SWEET! and sometimes it makes u do crazy things!

halloween by lauren's brain October 29, 2006

halloween 

a joyous occasion where little children recieve candy and then choke on the yummy little poop nuggets found inside

Mommy, im choking on the poop nuggets! ARGH!!!!

halloween by Funkmaster Dumbass October 28, 2003

halloween 

An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it!

Oh, wait a minute they do that any day and wonder why in hell they get raped!!

i read the news today oh boy!
about a lucky girl who got the rape!
and though the news was rather sad,
well i just had to laugh!!
haha!!

halloween by freddy January 23, 2005

halloween 

a holiday celebrated by many on the night of october 31, where you dress up in a costume, go door to door say, "trick or treat", and they'll give you candy.

* knock knock *
*someone opens the door *
"trick or treat!!"
"oh! what a nice costume! you have on this fine halloween night"
"thank you"
* gives you candy *
* you walk down to the net house* etc..

halloween by okaaaaaay..... October 25, 2012

halloween 

A day when kids go out and collect candy. Many kids dress up and reflect upon their parents. Others are so ugly, they are made, by the goverment, to wear a mask the entire year. Hobos can rely on the food to last thier life span.

Hey, Homefrog, you going trick or trating this year.

halloween by Homefrog October 29, 2003

halloween 

(1)The only night of the year that the JUGGALOS can roam the streets knocking off the heads of little rich kids.
(2)The rising of the dead in celebration of the psychopathic.

Halloween Oct. 31, 2006. On this night my city will fill with fog, the ghosts and ghouls will haunt, mummies and zombies will do the clown walk, the hatchet man we'll throw it up, patron bottles we'll drink them up which makes them neden holes open up to the public. no bach bach K here man.

halloween by Dalvir916 AKA LJ August 31, 2006

halloween 

A day were i get to dress up as anthing i want and cary aplayboy and say its part of my costume

Id like to squish those

halloween by Anonymous October 28, 2003