A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.
I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.
by theviewupheresucks June 9, 2020
Get the Haircut Songmug. The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014
Get the wedding haircutmug. (v) the act of decapitation or the cutting off of a person's head. A reference to Pol Pot's genocide in Cambodia
"Watch your mouth before I give you a Cambodian Haircut!"
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut
by Ellani November 3, 2011
Get the Cambodian Haircutmug. (n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"
Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012
Get the Haircut Weekendmug. by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022
Get the Kingston Haircutmug. by Hugh Janice November 13, 2006
Get the Brooklyn haircutmug. When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly
by Urfuturesexyasswife July 8, 2023
Get the One haircutmug.