Guamanian

Guamanian - Chamorro's that have been colonized by spain, japan, and american.

Guamanian is the american name for a chamorro, people from the island of guam...

The name guamanian is what we call our selfs becuase its to annoying to hear someone try and say Chamorro the right way so we say Guamanian instead.

Chamorro - pacific islanders, not asian, not hawiian.

person1 - your from Guam? so your guamish?
Chamorro - no im chamorro.
person1 - chumouo
Chamorro - No chamorro
person1 - chamomou
Chamorro - No nevermind, just say Guamanian

Guam american name for our island...

aka Give Us American Money G.U.A.M.

by Mendiola December 28, 2005

Guaranteed Left

When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.

This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.

"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."

by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

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by Krkič July 16, 2019

guyana street rat

A person who is usually Muslim/fat , and came from a hard childhood AKA getting hit on the head with coconuts who is usually on the streets in Guyana at the lemonade stand.

Hey, did you know that Guyana street rat got a $1,500 massage chair?!?! His dad must work for the cartel!

by fingerblaster69bcutookmyname March 11, 2021

gayank

Gaurav + Mayank, a weird natural phenomenon found between the shoreline and rengstorff exits off of 101 in the bay area, formrely known as gaynamic duo.

2pm:
M: have you seen Gayank today?
S: yeah G just messaged me.

by even an atm October 20, 2008

French Guarantee

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)
Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

by coocookuhchoo October 6, 2008

Guaranteed Ass

The poor girlfriend in a falty relationship who is actually a more involved booty call rather than a true girlfriend. The guy gets involved in the relationship so that when he is with her he has a more guarenteed chance to have sex. He will shower her with gifts, sweet talk her on the phone, and celebrate random anniversaries. This is also the boyfriend who will not put his relationship on a social networking site and makes up some excuse when his real reason is he could tell a random girl that he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is most common in college. As mentioned before he feels that this is perfect for the random breaks, he knows that he will have sex when he is home.

Jill is just some guaranteed ass, I take her out for her birthday, get her some flowers than I get sex whenever I want.

by Amy H January 6, 2008