Grocery Guise

The outfit you choose when you expect NOT to run into anyone you know at the Megamart. Usually includes dark glasses and Crocs.

As I rounded the isle, whilst wearing my Grocery Guise, there stood Reverend Feltcher!

by Abiding Dude July 25, 2011

Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

by Caityj August 27, 2013

grocery store song

A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."

by Rockandrock44 July 6, 2014

grochacho

Realist nigga ever

my cousin is the realist nigga he is such a grochacho

by Jmoney20126 October 14, 2016

Dementia Groceries

To place various groceries in a shopping cart then forgetting where it's been placed or forgetting it all together and leaving the store.

Peggy went grocery shopping today and had a shopping cart full of groceries then some how forgotten them . Moments later people pass by and see said cart as they look on a clerk yells in regret and say "Damn Dementia Groceries !"

by K.M.O. March 23, 2023

off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

by blowjobs March 6, 2018

Can we get groceries?

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”

by Poopmaster April 29, 2022