Grilled Cheese Sandwich

A folded piece of paper used as a receptacle for semen when no better option is available.

Adding tissues to his mental shopping list, Shmoolie gingerly placed his fresh grilled cheese sandwich to the bottom of the trash.

by jeromino111 January 16, 2011

Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy

A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.

I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

grilled cheese sandwhich

To tell someone they're being nosey.

Why are you all up in my grilled cheese sandwhich?

by missbehavin February 23, 2004

grilled cheesing

"It's what you do when you have zero dollars"

I don't get paid until Friday, so I'll be grilled cheesing all week.

by NewSlave23 November 25, 2013

Grilled Cheese

A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.

“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

Grillday

Grillday is on the 29th of February but only when the 28th was a Friday. Thus it only happens once every 28 years.

What you doing on Grillday?

I can't wait for Grillday.
Grillday was mental mate.

by Granta Glaus January 31, 2020

Grilled cheese

When you’re cheesin’ over a girl and your grill is cheesing. You be grilled cheesing.

Man...you be straight grilled cheese.

by Grilled cheesing February 18, 2020