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granada hills

A city in Southern California where you can walk the streets safely but are still be able to score a bag of dope in 15 minutes. The neighborhoods are really nice and the houses are even better. It's multicultural and the people are really nice, but once you reach north of Rinaldi St. you run into the bitchest teens in the SFV. The teens that reside here are the most notorious individuals that are enrolled at Granada High and Alemany. The think they're "off the chain" because they do E and party when they're parents are on vacation but come to realize, in college, that they are completely retarded and end up dropping out. South of Rinaldi St. the teens are wholesome independent people who resent the douches to the north.
Teen North of Rinaldi: "Hey insert girls name here, if you buy a channel purse and give insert guys name here a blow job, I'll invite you to do E at my house with all the cool party people."

Teen South of Rinaldi: "That's okay, I'm not really feeling like frying my brain cells or catching a venereal disease tonight. Thanks anyway."

Teen North of Rinaldi: "OMG! you totally give Granada Hills a bad name! Lates."
by jjustinn May 18, 2010
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Released in late October of 2004, GTA: SA is a video game for the Playstation 2 (PS2). You take the role of a protaganist who goes around jacking people from their cars and performing missions on the streets of a fictional city called "San Andrdeas".

The great thing about the game is that there is so many things you can do besides follow the main story. Like be a taxi driver, paramedic, pimp, valet parker, street racer, truck shipment driver, pool shark, gambler and so on.

The game is a whole lot of fun if you're into action games with driving. NOT recommended for young audiences. The game is rated M (mature) for a reason.
Carl: "Don't take this personally, but you gettin' jacked."
by UglyMug November 5, 2004
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grand wizard man

The grand wizard man will be bringing the niggers to burn.
by Macneiilliill February 16, 2018
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Grand Theft Auto Style

When confronted with a problem in real life, you react in a way that you would react playing GTA.

Such as when you are driving on a crowded street and decide to pull onto the sidewalk and plow through anything that happens to be in the way, not caring about scraping other cars, buildings, people etc.
Man, these cars turning left at the light aren't out of the way enough for me to pass and go right. I'm going to say "the hell with it" and Grand Theft Auto style my way through the median strip.
by Dude troublington May 8, 2009
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grand national

An automobile that very few people know much about.
If tuned and modified properly, a Grand National will perform better than the competition when equal cash is spent.
by Tommy March 23, 2003
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Grand Theft Auto Side Effects...

The Act Of Where Youre Not Aware that you are performing acts in real life that resemble ideas or depictions from any grand theft auto game. often happens when a new grand theft auto comes out or you have played grand theft auto in excess of more then 8 hours in one day.

1. Running against a wall and not moving anywhere (AKA getting stuck on a wall)

2. Taking a base ball bat and hitting the ground in repetive pattern, often associated with the bomp bopm bomp bomp sound your bat makes.

3. Taking a bicycle or a 1982 el camino and trying to jump of mountains named after mexican dishes.

4. Trying to open a Police Cruiser's door by shaking the handle twice then running.

5. Jacking a vehicle by punching some one twice in the head then ripping them out of the vehicle throwing them to the ground and occasionaly hopping over the gear box while saying something along the lines of "I need this"

6. when youre getting ready to get hit by a vehicle you might yell something that has no purpose "Cheezy Vaginas"

7. Payng for a hooker, letting her get out and run her over with said vehicle and picking your money back up.

8. jumping walking or running abnormaly as if you are half human half gorilla.

9. having the thought of if you die you can just start over at your nearest hospital.

10. anytime something unfortunate occurs, you are the first to yell WASTED...

11. Having Weapons Appear In Your Hands when you press the D pad to your life.
12. picking up empty coffee cups or brigs of the ground and throwing them at people.

13. having a reticule for when your aiming with a gun.

14. jump of buildings and parkour roll and only lose a little bit of your health bar. later on looking for a health pack that instantly wounds to broken knees and 12 guage shotgun wounds from the police when you stole his ride.

15. exspecting a purple dildo in the jail bathrooms.

16. look right then left then right again right before you smash the window of that silver porshce you always wanted to take for a spin.

17. inviting a whole bunch of your friends to gang wars, and let them run rampent in the streets.

18. stealing commercial airliners and listening to Rod Stewart while terroist attacking pirate's in men's pants.

19. doing drive by's on golf carts

20. killing thirty cops two helicoptors a couple of swat teams, some parachuting police force, and hiding behind a dumpster for 3 minutes while they forget what they were doing.

21. throwing moltotoves at hobo's.

22. running with $600,000 and an arsenal of weapons including rocket propelled gernade launchers at cars pace.

Grand Theft Auto Side Effects...
by Grantmei August 9, 2010
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Grand

adjective: Magnificent, wonderful, very good or of exceptionally high quality. As a result of an ingrained cultural cynicism and suspicion of that which purports to be very good, the Irish use this word to mean 'okay', or 'ordinary'.
Irishman 1: Was the drive here alright?
Irishman 2: Ah yeah, it was grand.
Irishman 1: So, how was the skydive last week?
Irishman 2: Ah it was grand too.
by JohnSpectre September 6, 2014
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