The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

by JB July 24, 2008

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

gubernatorial

the way Ahhnold pronounces Governer; pigs elected by idiots.

"Ahhl bee bawk to rehpruhzent de stayte o Galivornia in de Goobernatorial 'leckshuns."

by Guess September 22, 2003

gubernator

better than governator, I reckon

as for governator

by Lotus November 9, 2003

maggie walker governors school

a school for middle to upper class kids from richmond, henrico, and chesterfield in the richmond area.

A place where care free lives are ruined with rediculous amounts of homework.

1. Damn, i wish i could go to Maggie Walker Governors School so i could get out of this cycle of perpetual ignorance and poverty and go to a good college.

2. Damn, i really don't need to go to the Maggie Walker Governors School, i have money and can educate myself.

by take down the man July 25, 2008

governor name

Birth/given name. Not a nickname(s), a porn star name, or secret identity.

1. My mom calls me Honey, but when I get her angry she yells at me by governor name.

2. "And to make her feel special I let her call me by my government name" - Lloyd Banks

by J-Unit August 10, 2005

governor mifflin high school

A rich snobby school filled with hoes, skanks, and more. High teen pregnancy rates and perverted teachers often are associated with this school.

She's such a skank, I bet she's from governor mifflin high school.

by Ksi_icedwolf_original September 20, 2021