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Goofy Retardation

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.
Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.
by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011
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goofy exorcism

When a group of people beat the goofy out a nigga
We bout to run a goofy exorcism on your bitch ass
by Smart nigga 100 June 1, 2017
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Goofy Style

A sex position which involves one getting down on all fours while their partner attaches themselves by biting the back of their neck. All the while, the person on top groans "ahyuck hyuck hyuck" into their partner's ear.
Dang, my girl and I had fun doing Goofy Style last night, hyuck.
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Goofymaxing

When someone is maximizing the amount of their actions to be goofy, silly, or foolish in a harmless way. Being intentionally klutzy or saying stupid things can also qualify. It's a wholesome way of attracting attention to oneself, liven the mood, or create a positive environment. Some people are already considered goofy, so some may just try to go with the flow instead of against it.
"Look at John! He wore a wizard hat to the office today." "Oh that's just him goofymaxing."
by InvadrJim April 16, 2023
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