Goontard

An individual who does nothing but masturbate and the only thing they think about and discuss is sexual subjects.

Jimmy is such a Goontard all he talks is Sophie Rain

by Diddy's 23rd Tooth July 30, 2025

goontigga

a autistic nigga that goons. stemmed from 'autigga', a famous Instagram comment insult

Steven: 'Look, there's the local goontigga!'

by The Spastik Autiggasaurus August 25, 2025

Goontime

1) The time when all the goons come out to play, similar to the witching hour

2) A time at which a person chooses to furiously goon

1)
Do you wanna go get some food?
No man don’t go out there, it’s the goontime.

2)
Hey Kate you wanna hang out at 5?
Sorry I can’t, that’s my goontime.

by wordhuntgod69 August 26, 2025

Goontree

Iykyk. Only real ones can understand

Bro let's go to the goontree

by ImagineDragonsFan524 October 14, 2025

Goontism

The fervent, autism-coded ideology of treating prolonged, trance-like porn edging ("gooning") as a lifestyle, spiritual practice, and core identity. Characterized by hyperfixation on goon caves, loops, poppers, and the eternal pursuit of the goon state, where orgasm is heresy and brainmelt is enlightenment.

Essentially porn addiction with -tism energy: unapologetically obsessive, ritualistic, and terminally online.

His roommates finally staged an intervention after discovering his browser history and the shrine of empty poppers bottles: “Bro, your goontism has gone from quirky hobby to full-blown religion.”

by Dummy_Mummy November 18, 2025

Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.

yo that guy's such a goontard

by tratnad November 27, 2025

Broadway Goonz

Local gang operated in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Not much is known about them besides the fact that they are often seen roaming the streets at night, usually suspected of distributing goods.

“ Did you see the Broadway Goonz roaming the streets last night? “

by S8BG4L April 14, 2022