goatse

The single most masturbated over image on the internet.

Beautiful.

That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.

by Steve Cee. May 10, 2006

goitering

the act of discreetly changing someone else's homepage to an oversized image of a goiter.

*clicks i.e.*
OH DEAR GOD. EW.
this is the third time this week, stop goitering me!

by Dizzy825 December 10, 2006

Goatse flick

When your having a shit and can feel some stuck, so you do a goatse to dislodge it

Jim: So how was your dump?
Bob: Not good, I had to do a goatse flick.
Jim: Damn.

by Jedney01 February 7, 2015

goatseman

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

by Jukka May 23, 2003

goatse.cx'd

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny

Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

goatse

(noun) a picture or object that causes massive uncontrolled vomiting
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(verb) a special way to vomit.

oh man that thing was nasty, it was worse than anything ive ever seen
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dude that thing made me go goatsevomit all over the cat.

by vash January 7, 2003

full body goatse

lil japanese man tht climbs up peoples asses and lives there

omg he just performed full body goatse

by poorit January 19, 2004