nigger giver

1. to give something as a present that is knowingly stolen

2. Dervived from the phrase "indian giver" "indian giver"

3. Jokingly referring to the stereotype of black people stealing T.V.s

1. "Dude you stole my t.v. and gave it to my sister for her birthday you nigger giver".

2. Jack stole a T.V. from an electronics store and gave it to a friend for christmas.

by zorrom85 January 11, 2010

blowjob giver

a person and/or animal who fellates another person and/or animal. In the gay community, this is a very common practice as a show of good faith (see Cody Lambert to find out what a real gay person is)

dude, you got something on your lip... you goddamn blowjob giver!

what the fuck, my girl's only a blowjob giver to me!

by callidouche March 12, 2009

if it gives it gives

Attributed originally to a traveling Scandinavian in the UK, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it." This phrase seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness in a similar vain to 'it is what it is'. Can be abbreviated to 'if it gives' in standard conversation. Phrase abstracted from this immortal quote; "If it gives it gives, if it doesn't it doesn't, it's just the same."

Q: Why do I always get the crazy ones?
A: If it gives it gives mate.

by NorthernGlory January 20, 2015

giver balls

to man up and hit that big jump

as i stood on top of the park he yelled giver balls

by chris geezer October 13, 2007

Russian Giver

When you give someone a gift then wait a few years and take the gift back by force, usually at gun point.

Russia gifted Crimea to the Ukraine however now Putin is invading the Ukraine to take Crimea back. Hence Putin is a Russian Giver

by John Doe the Third jr. April 24, 2014

Robin Givens

Evil-incarnate, a pathological liar who feeds off of others pain and leeches away their fame and money.

Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against Robin Givens schemes. - Ephesians 6:11

by RealSpeak June 24, 2019

givernment

Divisions of state and federal governments that give away money, food, and other resources to those who are unable to attain employment because of governmental inaction, economic downturns, or changing workscapes

The givernment announced today that unemployment benefits will be slashed as the result of hardening economic times despite a steep rise in the number of people actively seeking work.

by JJam in MT May 26, 2021