a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 16, 2019
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be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 28, 2021
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Kiss your crush or girlfriend day
by Captain Craiglz November 01, 2019
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August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.
hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl
by faybitch107492 August 02, 2021
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