Gerpington

A sexy Stripper who will give you free lap dances, but only on Tuesday
Love's to milk people so be ready to get milked.

"MMMMM MILK ME GERPINGTON"

by BoopDeDoop September 28, 2013

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014

Jerkin ur Gerkin

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!

Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin

by Rohe December 24, 2007

Gerning

drinking alot of alcohol

i cant believe tim is gerning this early in the morning

by mfgrizzly January 9, 2012

germinator

A man who fathers many offspring.

Gee whizz Bob, Jim is real germinator; he has 17 kids!

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

Geraint

A welsh fat guy also known as Cai Williams but his real name is geraint love to smoke cigs in his car with food.

Geraint ew lookin skinny boy

by geraints nan April 22, 2019

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011