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Geremy

"Weird ass way to misspell Jeremy which was originally Jeremiah. Today's society is crazy" ~a real Geremy
Me: *Spells my name 'Geremy'*

Karen: *Karen Mode activated* "Excuse me you spelled your name wrong!?"
by Whydfuc November 25, 2019
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Geocentric

An astronomical belief that was popularly accepted during time periods between the 2nd Century AD/CE until the 16th century. The main aspect of this astronomical belief was that the Earth was considered to be the center of the solar system, and universe, because of how planets and the sun seemed to revolve around the Earth. During the 16th century, however, it was proved wrong, and replaced by the more commonly accepted heliocentric model (the sun being the center of the solar system). The person who proved it wrong was a well renowned astronomer by the name of Galileo Galilei, whose ideas were considered a threat to the validity of scripture, and thus religion (another incident where religion impeded upon the advancement of scientific knowledge).
Can also be used as a term to describe a person whose main points in an argument are based off of what is a commonly accepted belief. Often these people are ignorant af, unable to cope with their own stupidity because they are too busy arguing about distant, and unrelated topics that nobody cares about.
Pope: "WTH, Galileo! YTheck are you devising an alternative to our geocentric model based on the geocentric theory???"
Galileo: "Because you're wrong, and I have observed the heavens for, like, the entirety of a long time..."
Pope: "But we are God's special creation, so you must be wrong!!!"
Galileo: "Tell that to my telescope..."
Pope: "We have believed in the geocentric model theory for such a long time!"
Galileo: "My telescope ruined that career then."
Pope: "You're committing heresy!!!"
Galileo: "For discovering something true?"
Pope: "Arrest him! He is speaking and producing heresy for his truthful findings, and the church cannot be wrong because it has been telling people how to live and what to believe for the past idk, several thousand years, so you cannot be right! Our historical records all point towards the geocentric theory, and you are wrong!!! Even Ptolemy's retrograde discovery proves you wrong!!!"
Galileo: "Ever notice that Venus goes through the same cycles as the moon?"
Also Galileo: *gets dragged away, imprisoned in his home while having bad health, declared a heretic, and then struggles for the next two decades because of the church's ignorance...*
Galileo: "Ever heard of this lovely thing called '
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 23, 2020
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when someone talks a lot all the time never seeming to run out of energy or any intention to shut the fuck up soon
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garcelloswifee: garcello can literally ###### and ########

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Gereon

German who's usually introverted, weird af and into IT-stuff and hence is often alone. That's why they're deeply loving and caring for their close social contacts.
Person 1: "He's super awkward, I wouldn't want to be friends with him"
Person 2: "You know, he might be a Gereon though"
by BurntRice July 26, 2022
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Gerge

Possibly between the ages of 13 - 25 these characters will say racist things, steal from others, manipulate, rape women, usually too smart, and more importantly be completely addicted to some sort of bad hobby. Either stealing data from companies and reselling it for pennies or creating social problems for others over things like being blocked on Facebook or being blocked in general. Gerge's are usually pretty attractive and are extremely kinky. Some Gerge's even enjoy sleeping with their friend's sisters and even flirting with the mother. Overall Gerge's can be a very useful asset to have in your life for they provide good insight and will only try to help you out if they care about you. However, the Gerge can be the worst thing you've ever come across and it'd be wise to stay away if you have no intention of trying to be friends.
I gotta block Gerge he's going to leak my nudes! Gerge is bullying me again! I gotta block him! Gerge spent five hours last night talking to me about life and how to improve myself. I gotta block him either way. Hey Gerge go mine some sulfur in Rust! I'm totally going to remove him from the group after this.

Typical Gerge thing to do.
by GERGERUINEDMYLIFE January 30, 2023
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got gerber

having a small penis relitavely the size of a baby
by RaMi NooDl3Z May 8, 2009
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