The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.
Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”
by WowThatsAmazing June 8, 2018

by The knowledge god March 31, 2023

A gay person no one likes and is so annoying and you want to hit he is short and gay and very stupid and no one likes them.
by I hate gauges November 10, 2020

by Upperdecker69 April 1, 2022

by kenzieyy December 26, 2024

(girl). A really sweet, beautiful, lovable person. When you are with them you get a feeling of happiness and all your sadness goes away. You never know what they will say, but you know it will make you happy.
Guy #1: "I just got a new girlfriend."
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."
Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."
Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"
by Fredrick / Pulchra lover April 22, 2019

by GetCurvd May 14, 2015
