Garritt

A type of oval device used to stimulate the nut sack in order to induce urination. Typically used for patients with low sodium intake or high fructose concentrate.

It was necessary to Garritt after drinking a 32 ounce soda.
I just had a spicy meat ball, its time for me to Garritt.

by The left meat Clever May 16, 2011

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Garrison

A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.

My ex was such a Garrison.

by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018

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Martin Garrix

An overrated EDM Artist, sure he has some good tracks that can make a couple of drugged people at a concert exited, but overall there's a lot of DJs that deserve more attention..

Falah to Bassaleh: Did you book a ticket for the concert coming up in June?!
Bassaleh: Who's gonna be there?
Falah: Martin Garrix!!
Bassaleh: Ugh thanks I'll pass :/

by DoYouAgree? August 23, 2017

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garrick beatrice

fag player nasty gross fuckboy

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such a garrick

your such a garrick beatrice

by feildszoey May 1, 2016

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Garlipedia

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.

My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

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