n. a neatly trimmed and defined bush lightly covering the crotch area in females. No long frizzy hair or hair that makes threads in the shower. Never waxed or totally shaved, just hair of less than a half-inch in length.
Tyrone admired Brie Ann's neatly outlined bush he saw through her transparent panties. Clearly, she had a goomed womb to be explored later then they finished their cocktails at her project penthouse.
by Richard Black May 10, 2005
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Child grooming- Grooming is used by ADULTS that are involved in building trust with a child and the adults around a child in an effort to gain access to and time alone with her/him aka THE CHILD which is ZOE LAVERNE.
Child grooming- Grooming is used by ADULTS that are involved in building trust with a child and the adults around a child in an effort to gain access to and time alone with her/him aka THE CHILD which is ZOE LAVERNE.
My friend- Hey, did you hear that Zoe Laverne groomed her 13-year-old friend? Isn't that called child grooming
Me- YEA it is, she needs to be put in prison!
Me- YEA it is, she needs to be put in prison!
by I AIN'T NEVER SEEN 2 PRETTY BF December 2, 2020
Get the child grooming mug.A phrase used to convey disdain with leftists who try to use public schools to push their LBGTQ agenda.
"John, did you hear about the Don't Say Gay Bill?"
"Oh, you mean the bill that prevents teachers from talking to kindergarteners about sex without parental consent?"
"It's so bigoted!"
"Okay, groomer."
"Oh, you mean the bill that prevents teachers from talking to kindergarteners about sex without parental consent?"
"It's so bigoted!"
"Okay, groomer."
by AZ Freedom Fighter April 19, 2022
Get the Groomer mug.To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.
by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008
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-Yeah he manipulated a minor into skeeping with him
-Isn’t that called grooming?
-Yep
-Yeah he manipulated a minor into skeeping with him
-Isn’t that called grooming?
-Yep
by mangoavocado February 1, 2021
Get the grooming mug.A similar type to Buzz Killington with sinister grooming qualities. Or in other words a very boring paedophille.
Craig: Oh look here comes Buzz.
Steven: Dressed like a groomer as usual.
Ally: A total Buzz Groomington!!!
Steven: Dressed like a groomer as usual.
Ally: A total Buzz Groomington!!!
by Big Dog S August 24, 2010
Get the Buzz Groomington mug.1 (the crime definition): An adult that builds a sense of trust with a minor to exploit and/or abuse them, typically (but not always) in a sexual manner. This is a crime, and it also causes harm to the minor.
2 (in US politics): What republican politicians and supporters refer to LGBTQIA+ people and their allies as, to manipulate their audience to pass anti-LGBTQIA+ legislation. This is targeting and harming LGBTQIA+ people and the people using the word in this manner typically are (or have connections with those who are) actual groomers.
3 (the pet definition): A person who washes and takes care of pets (typically but not always dogs) while people are away from their home, typically for pay. To make sure people are confused with the first definition, these people are typically called pet groomers.
2 (in US politics): What republican politicians and supporters refer to LGBTQIA+ people and their allies as, to manipulate their audience to pass anti-LGBTQIA+ legislation. This is targeting and harming LGBTQIA+ people and the people using the word in this manner typically are (or have connections with those who are) actual groomers.
3 (the pet definition): A person who washes and takes care of pets (typically but not always dogs) while people are away from their home, typically for pay. To make sure people are confused with the first definition, these people are typically called pet groomers.
1. You definitely shouldn't be a groomer, that's a crime and is outright immoral!
2. It's very ironic that Glen Uselmann considers LGBTQIA+ people as groomers when he literally groomed a 12 year-old from girl from 1988 to 1992.
3. I went on vacation last week and the flight had a no-pets rule, so I hired a pet groomer to make sure my dog is okay while I'm gone.
2. It's very ironic that Glen Uselmann considers LGBTQIA+ people as groomers when he literally groomed a 12 year-old from girl from 1988 to 1992.
3. I went on vacation last week and the flight had a no-pets rule, so I hired a pet groomer to make sure my dog is okay while I'm gone.
by v1vdefineswords July 23, 2022
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