Goffer

an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.

"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."

by Janice McGee April 6, 2013

Gaff basket

Balcony in a gaff

Standing in the gaff basket

by Gaff lover June 24, 2018

gaffin

Partying round someone’s house

Hey mate, you gaffin tonight?

by Gaffinmill April 5, 2019

Gaffi

Slang for if something is not going well.
Mostly used by a group of bros doing drugs on the streets.

Poll: Yo Achmed I failed flipping that joint.

Achmed: Ah thats pretty Gaffi man.

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 September 20, 2019

Gaffney

The most amazing, beautiful, lovely space mermaid that ever existed.

All hail the Gaffney mermaid space queen

by Lord_Nikolaus June 18, 2021

butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.

Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.

by jjty2 February 1, 2014

Bender gaff

Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.

Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.

by Shallowbeing November 22, 2019