Glasgow Handshake

To smack somebody over the head with a glass bottle.

"D'ye hear Willie's in the hospital wi' some stitches?"
"Naw, what happened?"
"He was badmouthing Tam's bird when she wallopped him one wi' her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake"

by Boabby the barman December 19, 2014

Glasgow

A shit-hole at the end of the M8 motorway

What do I like best about Glasgow?? Seeing it in my rear-view mirror!!

by Nine Bob Note May 6, 2011

Glasgow Smile

A Glasgow Smile Is A Nickname For The Practice Of Cutting A Victim's Face From The Edges Of The Mouth To The Ears. The Cuts, And The Scars They Leave, Form What Resembles To Be An "Extension" Of A Smile. Sometimes To Further Hurt Or Even Kill The Victim, They Would Then Be Stabbed In, Most Notably In The Stomach, So That The Face Would Be Ripped Apart When The Victim Screamed.

After The Victim Was Given A Glasgow Smile, The Victim Was Stabbed In The Abdomen And Let Out A Scream. This Caused The Victim To Rip Their Own Face Apart, Ensuring Their Death.

by ZackDiamond November 30, 2009

glasglow

A place where people hang out, usually with girls and booze.

Man, that press box is a glasglow at halftime! They gave me fourteen cookies just for walking in!

by Snotpot November 13, 2007

Glasgow

Glasgow is a complicated city in Scotland defined by extreme highs and lows. For example, its extremely high citizens (especially in areas like Castlemilk (also known as Chateau Lait by the cultured) and Govan) and its extremely low IQs. To be fair, this definition could apply to the rest of Scotland as well. Known as Glaswegians or Weegies by the rest of the country and held in particularly high regard, its people scrape an existence in call centres, pound shops and in the wholesale distribution of sugar, alcohol and saturated fat to the population.

Epitomised by 'football' teams Celtic and Rangers who slug it out each year to be crowned Champion of the most meaningless competition since the "World Series" of Baseball kicked off in 1903, Glasgow has few real attractions.

Rare highlights include getting mugged on one of the city's many dangerous walks home, avoiding sex offenders in its train station toilets and running the gauntlet of Big Issue sellers and Chuggers on any street where at least one cigarette shop/charging cash machine/drug dealer still operates.

An Edinburgh joke about Glasgow:

Q. How do you make a ouija board (pronounced weegiebored)?

A. Steal his Buckfast and hide his Jellies.

by Genghis Khant March 24, 2010

Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape

A homosexual act involving 3 males from the Glasgow area. 2 queers will find a fellow homo from the glasgow area and lead him down a dark alley. They will then mug him and pentrate him in every possible place. Then they will force the 3rd gay to perform sexual acts on them simoltaneously.

Kieran: Hey Demps, lets go into town and do a Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape on an unsuspecting victim.
Dempsey: That would be most queer. I look forward to touching scortums with yourself and another poof.

by Tiders-The-Halfy September 15, 2009

glasgow

Less soap sold here per head of population than any other city in the world. Known to all fellow Scots as (weegie scum) and (Soap dodgers).
Not a nice place to visit.

Just breath in and smell the glasgow air - you will know what I mean.

by Trago December 7, 2006