Glitter Ninja

Noun: Someone who, in an act of desperation, throws glitter in the air (as to take everyone else off guard/ distract them), then escapes the general area.

Jane: "Hey, what do you think about kids?"

John: "Uh...." *tosses glitter at Jane*

-John successfully turns into a glitter ninja

by Glitter Ninja Master August 1, 2011

gitty

Being very happy while showing signs of nervousness. Being happy while exhibiting behavior associated with not thinking clearly. One who is gitty often excessively smiles and acts silly.

I think she likes John because she is so gitty around him.

by M G Currie September 16, 2008

ghetto glitter

Ghetto glitter is defined as broken glass (i.e. broken bottles, broken mirrors, broken windows, etc..) that can be found in most alleys and/or poor neighborhoods. When light shines upon the broken glass, the light is then refracted and/or reflected into the eye of an on looker which may or may not create monochromatic colors along with white light for the viewer to see.

1) Person 1: "Hey the street looks really nice today!"

Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."

2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.

by Wm_Davies November 21, 2010

Internet Glitter

The stuff on the internet you just can't look away from.

I've always got 50 tabs opened online, my mind is foggy with internet glitter.

Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.

The internet glitter sucked me in.

Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.

by HereToSaveTheDay! July 12, 2013

Clit-Glitter

The beads of sweat that form on the clitoris.

She laid back in the bed spreading her majestic thighs exposing her her moist vagina glistening with Clit-Glitter

by Frisky puppet December 29, 2018

Celebrity glitter

A term that best describes a Celebrities expensive jewelry.
Slang for BLING BLING.
Neck Candy.

Just look at all of that Celebrity glitter.
They must call them Stars cause of all that Celebrity glitter.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

glitter check

another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.

A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.

by Zhi March 13, 2008