Gortophobia

The fear of a capybara wearing a gaming headset that is simultaneously playing videogames on a computer.

There better not be a capybara wearing a gaming headset that is simultaneously playing videogames on a computer or else it will set off my gortophobia.

by Tubbyfatman October 23, 2022

gortweasel

A weasel named gort

Hey Mike I just Bought A GortWeasel

by ObtuseRubberGoose February 8, 2023

gortnip

Most downright menacing vile name a person could have.

Gortnip broke shot the glass table

by Runhescoming March 11, 2023

Gorting

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

by Kitty Kage June 9, 2023

Gortiful

Hannah Marie Nickerson

Hannah is the most gortiful girl she is gorgeous cute and so beautiful

by Brodster34 June 29, 2023

gortnite

gortnite is the world's #1 game

I FUCKING GORT GORTNITE

by gortnite September 21, 2023

gortharmorbipods

What to say to someone after they say the word "we" to confuse and stun them.

Person 1: I should play something

Person 2: Do you mean "we"?
Person 1: gortharmorbipods

by Psychedddd December 11, 2023