glockaholic

The process of purchasing one glock and falling in love with its utility, accuracy and fanboy status. You then go on a purchasing spree to acquire nothing but glocks; eschewing other pistol brands.

Hey man, I'm a glockaholic. I've purchased 9 glocks in the last 2 years.

by Tony1733 October 18, 2013

globose

spherical, the shape of the globe.

Dat ass was globose.

by robschocolatemilk January 3, 2014

Glock-Knock

The term used to describe when a person, generally the perpetrator of a situation, uses a Glock-manufactured firearm to hit a victim, usually with the butt or barrel of the firearm in question.

Oh shit dude! Our home boy just got Glock-Knocked!

by RogueWraith March 29, 2017

glock in my benz

Glock is a type of Pistol and benz is referred to Mercedes- benz shortly know as benz. this means

Glock in my mercedes

I have Glock in my benz so shut your fucking mouth.

by DAD of All April 22, 2017

Glock Pocket

An orifice that holds one or more Glocks.
A place to store your Glock in the big house.
Another term for prison wallet when used for firearms storage, specifically Glocks.

Patrick, is that a Glock in your Glock Pocket or are you happy to see me?

by Johnny Hundo May 7, 2020

glocket launcher

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.

30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.

by Le potat October 21, 2021

Glock coma

Death resulting from being shot by a handgun, Glock or otherwise.

"He's in a Glock coma. I'll call the coroner."

by VelvetElvis October 8, 2006