Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

Giovanni H.

Giovanni H. my last name will become his very soon. He is very hot and mine

Giovanni H. Is so hot

by 69_69_96 December 11, 2021

Giovannie

Simply the best at everything

GIOVANNIE is simply the best at everything she does.

by Vannie79 November 22, 2021

giovanni pazienza

a really smart man

How smart are you?

Im giovanni pazienza smart

by joemama01212 March 02, 2021

Giovanni

Handsome kind leader funny athlete

Giovanni can throw the ball far

by Lil GP June 21, 2021

Giovanni

usually the name of a gay nigga…that’s about it tbh.always short and favorite catchphrases are “HUHHHHHHH NIGGGA” and “DID YOU CUM IN ME?!!”.

“Giovanni is such a gay ass nigga.”
“Yo,remember when Giovanni got his ps4 broken because of a top??”

by thatniggacolt December 03, 2021

Giovanni

Someone who was 5'7 by the time they were 13, but never grew again.

I'm a Giovanni and I used to rule the world by being the top 5 tallest kids in elementary/middle school

by November 20, 2021