Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.

"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."

by Elcopro December 21, 2009

chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.

After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture

by medicneballer April 26, 2019

Furnituring

/ˈfə nɪtʃəɪg/ Verb.

1. To pretend to be a furniture.

2. To be as still as a piece of a furniture.

Look at our cat! It's furnituring.

by WheresWer February 17, 2022

Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

Move furniture

To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound

Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.

by Ry the don January 8, 2022

Prime Furniture

A furniture store in Hong Kong.

Prime Furniture is the best furniture store in Hong Kong.

by Prime Ent. November 17, 2025

furniturized

this word means that your home is well furnished. it’s basically an acronym.

your home is well furniturized!

by Rhea Suidan June 17, 2022