Furniture shopping

Inappropriate or predatory sexual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small penises and low IQs)
See: Donald Trump

"I did try and f--- her. She was married... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" - Donald Trump

by Princeofpalmbeach October 9, 2016

Vincent Furnier

Alice Cooper's birth name.

Vincent Furnier changed his name to Alice Cooper.

by zurui kitusne June 9, 2004

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)

man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

by rachell09 January 22, 2009

Rearrange the furniture

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.

We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.

by Junior's Girlfriend May 31, 2011

fornite

A battle Royale game that has guns and stuff so ya I guess

Yo Ali-A wanna play some fornite

by Nut_in_your_mouth January 4, 2018

Furniture

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

by Apple liker December 18, 2012