Flabaholic

over weight (eating too much).

bob was a flabaholic.

by Realcity August 26, 2009

Flabalanche

A person carrying lots of fat and flab, often wearing leggings

Ew, it's a flabalanche!
That is well manky -that fat momma's peach leggings, flabalanche!

by User_87 December 12, 2014

Flaba cum shot

it's when you wiggle your dick side to side across the vagina with cum spraing all of her legs.

dude - " I'M cumming, I'm cumming..... AHHHHH, i flaba cum shot all over you"
sexy hot chick - "oh fuck yeah, that feels sooo good"

by The god of pussy August 31, 2016

Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018

flabber

The way your butt cheeks flap about when you fart.

You could never hear Lauren's farts, but when she dropped all that weight her butt flabbered loud.

by cameocady February 20, 2013

Flab

A type of fat that quivers sickeningly, especially exhibited by old men who believe themselves fit because they are thin.

Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.

Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers

My scrawny dad has flabby moobs

by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

Flab Knocker

A pair of female breasts that are made completly out of flab.

EWWW DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS TITS?!

I know! They were obvioulsy flab knockers!

by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011