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The Fuckening

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.
Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!
by Papiriki December 6, 2024
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Fuckening

When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.
Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?

Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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Fuckening

A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.
...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!
by Yorgos.f December 26, 2021
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The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen
Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.
by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023
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The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.
Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.
by ExempliCATS May 24, 2022
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Fuckening

The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.
I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.
by Memzr November 10, 2018
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Dora the fucken explorer

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible
When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.
by Eguyg May 9, 2021
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