fuckee

The receiver of sex from the fucker who gives the sex.

Jack and Jill had sex. Jack was the fucker on top giving it hard to Jill who was on the bottom taking on the role of the fuckee.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

That's fucked up

An expression used when someone does something morally wrong, discusting or just plain weird.

"Have you ever been so upset that you've covered yourself in vasaline and cryed naked in the corner of your room?"

"Ok, that's fucked up.."

by RobJoness March 19, 2010

Fuck me daddy

used to initiate sex when the submissive wants the dominant daddy to pound, choke, spank and slap the shit out of her

"Please fuck me daddy"
"fuck the shit out of my tight little pussy and make me cum on your big cock"

by sluttygirl221 February 23, 2019

Fuck me pumps

high-heeled pumps with a three inch or higher stilleto heel. Usually some really bright colour to get your attention. Maybe shiny vinyl or glittery.Accentuates the leg.Not usually removed during sex.

Josie wore her red fuck me pumps into work every Friday. She started her hunt for cock at 8 a.m. on Fridays.

by Jake February 3, 2004

cognitively fucked

(verb). Often occurs when a person has spent an excessive amount of time in an intellectual situation (ie-- cramming for an exam, marathon seminar sessions, problem-solving) and is not longer able to process info due to mental fatigue. Even simple thinking (ie-- how do you toast bread, what is your boyfriend's sister's name?) is impaired because mentally wiped out.

You may not be physically tired, but mentally feels like you are now an e-tard.

Sally spent 12 hours straight studying for some class, and therefore is unable to describe the most basic things, like how to make a sandwich. She is now cognitively fucked.

I can't even think of a good enough example because I've been working on this stupid problem for 13 hours and now I'm cognitively fucked and want a beer.

by sleepywantbeer October 2, 2009

fuck me dress

Typicaly a thin one peice strechy dress thats very tight, too tight for bra or panties, very revealing and slips off quickly. It totaly screams "Fuck Me" for the woman wearing it to every man who sees her in it.

She walked in wearing a fuck me dress and the room went silent save for the sounds of mens jaws hitting the floor.
Often worn with "Fuck Me Heels/or/Boots" by good looking Babes or even "Cougers"

by Anon000 April 22, 2008

fucked up

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly fucked up', or 'extremely fucked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of damage. A wonderfully universal root word, to be sure.

1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just fucked up my thumb by slamming it with my hammer!"
2. (mentally): "That chick is SO fucked up, she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"
3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is fucked up! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"
4. (performance-wise): "This horse's lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"
5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be so fucked up if you did that!"

by Phalanx October 3, 2004