Farkle

A game when two or more people with penises rub their penises together, the loser is the one who become erect and is called gay by the winner, while the one that wins is exempted from being called gay from his actions in the game.

"I just farkled that bear and I won! He is a gay-ass bear!"

by Gay-ass Bear October 22, 2011

fark

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!

by farkette January 2, 2003

farkwit

One who looks to fark.com for insightful debate and discussion -- and genuinely expects to find it.

etymology: first appeared in late 2002 on the disorganisedcrime forums after it was 'wordfarked/word'

"Johnny keeps posting about Bush '04 -- what a farkwit!"

by neotek August 8, 2003

Furked

A slang word for "Fucked", commonly used by kids, in which parents won't let kids swear.

Brandon: You shoot like shit!!
Clark: Somebody must have Furked with my sights again.

by Scotthew July 2, 2005

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

farknocker

(said "fark-knocker"
a) a stanky fag who smells like duckbutter
b) perpetrator of a smell that lingers endlessly
c) an idiot who most certainly has bread for brains.

Dan is a gagly farknocker.

by trampragg March 23, 2008

Fuak owf

An exclamation of extreme annoyance uttered by someone of significant Aerodynamic dimensions.

Antagonist: *Throws slimy brown peanut at aerodynamic protagonist*

Aerodinamic protagonist: *Quickly applies all system resources to frontal cortex, initiating hostile retaliation sequence. Aggressive measures are taken to protect their center consol. "Fuak owf !" they exclaim, concluding the battle and humiliating the inferior Antagonist.

by Silentobserver299 February 21, 2021