Fumble-Munched

having someones shit forced into your mouth.

we really Fumble-Munched him well bad.. look at his teeth

by ben dood November 6, 2007

fumble face

When you try to speak but it consistently comes out as gibberish.

Why don't we go to the stwon.. fryore... STORE!! Why am I so fumble faced.

by JayGee427 November 27, 2014

fumbleskeng

P*ssyhole.

"Oi, fumbleskeng!"

by Cdidderlydogg September 19, 2017

Frumple

(Adjective) To be in a state of both unexplainable arousal and confusion as to why your aroused.

Jerry had never had a gay thought in his life until he saw Tyler in Drag. Jerry wasn't just shocked, he was Frumpled.

by The Hot Boi Scribe June 16, 2018

fumbleganger

A reference to a person who is really clumsy and stupid. Used in a light hearted manner and shouldn't be taken offensively (For the most part).

Me: Have you seen her?
Mercy: Yeah i ha- wait is that me?!
Me: Haha yeah you fumbleganger
Mercy: What da frick...

by LeahciB_yhW January 27, 2020

Fumble the bag

Messing up when the stakes are high, and losing out on a (usually financial or LP) gain.

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011