Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.

Cat is such a fruitcake.

by jdthejerk December 28, 2016

fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

by Noel lodge March 4, 2014

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

FruitCaked

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.

Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!

by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

cunty fruitcake

you.

you fucking cunty fruitcake.

by brinicole8890 June 12, 2018

fruitcake

lauren kirman

yo kirms such a mf fruitcake bro

by lolkirmo February 5, 2021