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Crotch frosting

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.
dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
by spank master flex December 16, 2012
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floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.
if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie
by stoph December 6, 2003
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frosting the mons

South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.

Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.
Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?

Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.

Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?

Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go
by schmuckaneers June 23, 2009
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weasel frosting

noun

1 : maintenance of a web journal or weblog; blogging, especially trivialities and the results of name generators, meme generators, and internet quizzes

2 : a name generator, meme generator, or internet quiz

3 : an expression describing the elusiveness of content on the internet; an expression of doubt

4 : bikini wax

(Etymology : weasel : Middle English wesele, from Old English weosule; frosting : unknown)
The Hobbit Name Generator is nothing but weasel frosting.
by Peony Boffin of Whitfurrows December 6, 2003
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Frosting

1. Any kind of drug that has a hue of white. Could be a mixture of drugs.
2. The white liquid known as semen that comes from a man.
1. I heard that the man in room 254 is addicted to frosting.
2. The prostitute on that curb? I heard that she collected frosting that came from her johns.
by Thunderworm24 November 18, 2010
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floating

Wandering around, esp. while high.
We jacked up on heroin and floated around the club.
by RadiKS December 8, 2002
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frotting

Rubbing one's crotch against unexpecting people, furniture or walls. A favourite of sex-starved Japanese businessmen on the sub-way.
I caught him frotting the fridge once, it was just wrong.
by bogun_420 June 22, 2003
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