When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.
Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the French Onion mug.2016 Olympics, French walker Yohann Diniz poops himself during a race for the whole world to see. He had a wicked case of diarrhea, better known as "Runner's Trots". If you have a bad case of diarrhea you have "France Pants". If you poop yourself, or feel like you're about to poop yourself you have "France Pants". If you're changing a nasty loose bowel diaper, you're changing a "France Pants".
That Mexican food I had for lunch really messed up my stomach, I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I ended up with France Pants.
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"I'm proud of that french biscuit I layed earlier", or "Watch out, or I'll lay a french biscuit on your desk"
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Get the French mug.Frances , wow what can i say , pure goddes , one of a kind she is very witty , sexy, intelligiant, caring and fun to be around . Loyal to all who know her , and if you're lucky enough to be someone she likes , she will always have your back. This girl can party hard is an amazing lover , always smiling and fun to be around. For the lucky few you may even to get to see her soft sensitive side very kind and caring to the lucky few . Friend ,fierce protector and what a lover . This girls has the ability to turn head's with a glance , or a smile and has the ability to satisfy any man , both body and mind , with her kinky antics every were and anywhere , not for the faint hearted is this wonderful woman , one of the very few women who can be as kinky as a porn star , and a caring gentle love when needs be .This girl is the hole package , smart .sassy ,sexy and sensual. Life will never get boring with this girl around.!!!! Hold on to her tight and don't let her go!!! Or you will regret it for the rest of your life !!!
Frances , when ever , were ever let the good time's roll. Dude you got yourself a frances that girl's a keeper . Frances the ability to make fantasy a reality !!!! House wife to porn star in 60 seconds
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