Freeest

The most free

Customer: May I have the freeest car in this dealership
Car Salesman: EXCUSE ME

by Yung Yelm June 4, 2018

freebuying

When you enter a retail establishment with no intention of paying for anything. A thief.

“Hey man you think that guys is actually going to buy those alcoholic beverages?” “I don’t think so, he’s probably freebuying, we should stop him.”

by Absoulutelee December 4, 2019

Freebirdin'

To be 'Freebirdin'' or to 'Freebird', one must be listening to the song Freebird and be doing something extreme or exciting without thinking about the next move you will make in that activity. The activity may be in real life or in a video game.

"Damn, I'm bored on this drive. I'm gonna do some drifting and be Freebirdin' it.

*crashes 12.69 seconds later*

by CuppedCereal May 5, 2023

going freebird

When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.

Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."

by COD KILLA June 24, 2014

Freebase

Inhaling the fumes from when you light a fire under crushed up pills.

"Hey Pac-Man, what's up?"
"Me, you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?"
"No Pac-Man. Drugs are bad!"
"PUSSIES!!!!"

by RA January 28, 2005

Freebirding

To extend a normal length song into the 15-20 minute range or make the song more than 1/2 guitar solo and use it to close out a set at a concert.

Hey man are we freebirding this song so we don't have to play 3 other songs?

I was playing a 10 song set list but started freebirding the 5th song and played for an hour!!!

by Roadninja75 August 23, 2015

Freebie Guy

An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)

Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "

by TeddyStix December 28, 2014