fookin laser sights

In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.

You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..

Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"

Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."

by VapeLordSmoke November 4, 2017

fooking

sexual conversations over Facebook chat; much like "sexting"

"Addison, I want to suck your cock. Please come now."
"Aight."

...fooking

by BStew&JHo September 8, 2011

fookiou

F-OOOOOOO-KEY-OU, Verb.

Way to say fuck you if you are of oriental descent. Written on the poll in the track of LMAC.

"Fookiou!"
"No! Fookiou"

by Cirtal September 28, 2006

Forskinzola

A particulaly virulent and pungent form of smegma or other forms of bacterial build-up under the forskin, hence the name.
The affliction mostly effects tramps, hoboes and adult-cinema customers.

Emergency Room:
"Right, get his clothes cut away.......Oh God.....what's that really bad smell?"
"Forskinzola, doctor"
"OK, masks on!"

by Alexstinker Schtenchenwhiff June 29, 2009

Schrodinger's Forskin

The phenomenon when you don't know whether someone is circumcised or uncircumcised.

Girl 1: "...yeah it was just kind of a schrodinger's forskin kinda situation."
Girl 2: "ohhh so did you ever find out if we was circumcised or not?"
Girl 1: "no not yet"

by Papa Mike November 6, 2019

fooking

the act of fucking and pooping at the same time. sometimes this act of sex may get out of hand and couples will end up rubbing shit on each other like in the hit internet video 2 girls 1 cup

Guy #1"god! i hade shit when i was humping my lady friend last night!"

Guy #2 "you should have started fooking her!"

by webber18 March 3, 2010

Fooking

To be on Facebook for an extended period of time

Sarah: Hey Emily, what are you up to?
Emily: Hey! nm just fooking around.

by eringirl39 January 20, 2012