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Mercy Flush

Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.
Person in right stall: *Poops*

Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"

Person in right stall: *Flushes*

Person in left stall: "Thanks."

Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*
by VegitarianZombie July 23, 2009
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atomic flush

Usually in a work place or school, Children/Adults get together and go to the bathrooms, and flush the toilets simultaneously
Cop: So How did the Pipes blow up?
Plumber: Some Nuckle head Kids did the Atomic Flush
by Marblealmond56 June 7, 2018
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A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.
“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
by Capt. Chunkstyle June 5, 2006
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Bladder Flush

Bartender: Another beer Mr.Oz?
Mr. Oz: No, I've had enough bladder flush for tonight. Would you call me a cab please.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022
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Gutter Flush

When you are fixing your roof and choose to take a dump in the gutter.
I had to go really bad so I did a gutter flush.
by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017
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Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.
I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.
by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010
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reverse flush

The result of making a large, forceful, and explosive deposit into a toilet, causing the water in the bowl to splash back on your ass.
That king-sized chimichanga from The Alamo had me doing the reverse flush the minute I got home.
by mrs_equator September 23, 2006
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